Posted by Lani on October 05, 2000 at 02:48:47:
Aloha kakou,
You just never know, do ya, what kind of a day you're going to have?
I got up this morning, and Kahuna Keonaona (she of the everlasting fragrance) had left for her job as
upper middle management in one of the largest corporations in the world.
Mr. Buxton is out to the Beauty Salon for a grooming, and won't be home until later (I have to drive him
both ways. These unenlightened police will not stand for any dog driving his own car! Can you imagine?)
So, I am very much feeling alone here.
The three of us are going out for an Exorcism tonight.
A couple of days ago a person called the Huna Heiau's hot line. Keonaona responded to it.
It was from a lady she didn't know who needed a home sanctification.
It took me a while to remember her.
She had been trying to sell her house for about six months. Not only had it not sold, but there hadn't been
a SINGLE inquiry at all!
During the Huna Home Sanctification, the Aurameter is first used to detect any acute problems.
This is a simple machine developed by Kahuna Huna Vern Cameron, and is called an "Aurameter".
It measures thought forms. It is a "bio machine" meaning that it is connected to my consciousness.
While it appears to measure outside thought forms, it is really measuring the effect of the aka (Dark Matter
or Shadow Matter) of soul structure. IOW it becomes a part of me, and can only function when an
initiated person operates it.
This is a natural occurrence, this "throwing yourself into an object". Just get yourself a stick like a broom
handle. Take it in your hand and hold it out in front of you. Close your eyes. Move it until it encounters
something, like a wall. Run it along the surface.
Do you feel the alterations of the stick in your hand? Or do you feel the wall, as if with your hand?
In this case the Aurameter pointed out a small chair as being the source of the problem.
With care and delicately touching the aka structure, I was able to trace out the image of a small girl. I say
small because the chair was very little. Made for a 5 year old.
Then taking my Pendulum, I cautiously entered into communication with her.
This is a very delicate process. Huna has two modalities for communication during these times, Pendology
and Clairesthesia.
They both have the same necessary requirement: they place an object or discipline between the intelligence
and yourself. Otherwise, being an Exorcist would be even more dangerous of possession than it is.
In communication with the little girl, and by asking questions and receiving a series of "Yes" and "No"
answers, I eked out the story.
The lady was watching all this.
I asked her about the chair. What was its story, how did it get here?
The lady said that she didn't know. She had no memory of ever getting it. It just seemed to her as if it had
always been there. Every few years she would paint it to match the kid's room where we were, but other
than that, and using it as a step ladder a few times to get to a high box in the closet, she had no idea where
it came from. Nor how many decades it had been there.
Kids are sensitive, everyone is a Psychic of some amount. I asked her if she had EVER seen one of her
two sons who had grown up with the chair had ever sat in it, even once? She admitted that now that I
mentioned, neither of her two sons had ever sat in the chair. Never at all!
I talked to the little girl for some time until she was willing to leave.
The trash was out at the curb, and the lady put the little chair in the trash.
I completed the Home Sanctification.
The next day the Rubbish Truck came by and took the little child's chair away. That afternoon the house
was sold!
Man this must have left an impression with her! That was eleven YEARS ago. All these years she's kept
the Huna Heiau's emergency phone number. And now she needs a religiously competent person again, and
called me.
Eleven years. Man. I never told her that I am in semi-retirement, and don't you!
It made me so humble to know that she remembered a religious job I did for her so long ago.
No doubt her sons have grown up, and married and moved out.
Maybe today, like me, she remembered what it is like to live alone (gad!).
Now, Kahuna Keonaona is waiting for me so that she can drive me to the Exorcism.
I wonder what trouble has managed to find her now.
The Board of Directors (BoD) of the Huna Heiau suggests a $260.00 donation for a Home Sanctification.
Or whatever the person wants to donate, even nothing at all. I don't get any money for it. If there aren't
any outside donations, my massive $250.00 per month salary isn't affected.
Humph, there was this big controversy a few years ago about us offering the services of their Kahuna to
malahini (strangers). Mainly, if I were killed in a spiritual conflict, then who would replace me? They didn't
want to authorize me to endanger myself except for tithing members.
But I explained to them, if I wasn't a Kahuna koa or spiritual warrior, I wouldn't be much of a Kahuna for
them, would I?
Welp, I'm on to the Exorcism now! I'll let you know how it turns out.
--
-Lani
The plans of Io are advanced both in peace and in war. When it is time to party-down and have fun, and
when it is time to be the courageous one. In the Light and in the Darkness, Io abides.